A VERY PUNK ROCK CHRISTMAS

CALLING ALL PUNK ROCKERS! The Keystone Stage presents… A Night Of Debauchery; “A VERY PUNK ROCK CHRISTMAS” ! with “The Comedic Punk Rock Experience”, Jaclyns Tearducts; featuring DON’T PANIC, plus PINKY’S BRAINS, THE APURNA PROJECT, JESUS CHRIST PA, & ETERNAL LACERATION!

 Doors Open: 6:00 PM Show Starts: 6:30 PM Ticket Price: $10 at the door (cash & Cash App accepted)

Jaclyns Tearducts is a comedy punk rock band from East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania. Taking inspiration from the mockumentary fictional band “Spinal Tap”; Jaclyns Tearducts is as a satirical parody of a punk rock band. Their stage act is an experience that can be described as a comedic parody of a chaotic punk rock concert! Jaclyns Tearducts takes inspiration from bands such as The Bloodhound Gang, Blink 182, Green Jellö, Steel Panther, along with many other legendary Rock bands! They produce regular comedy sketches based around their bands characters. Their sound can best be described as loud, crazy, garage punk rock. Along with Focusing on improv comedic stage antics and theatrics, Jaclyns Tearducts is a full musical comedic experience! https://linktr.ee/jtsucks

about the feature & support acts:

DONT PANIC, is a rock & roll / pop punk band which formed in the Pocono Mountains of northeast Pennsylvania in 2009. The band released their first full length effort 'See Through It All' in 2020 and then a follow up full length with 'Dark Horse' in Sept 2021. Drawing off their collective influences from bands like Bayside, Millencolin, Foo Fighters, & No Use for a Name, Don’t Panic’s third full length album ‘Setting up to Fail’ was just recently released after a very busy year and a half out on the road touring in the U.S and U.K and performing with the likes of Less than Jake, Bowling for Soup, The Ataris, The Spill Canvas, Face to Face, Alien Ant Farm, Lit, Mest and tons others. https://dontpanicofficial.com/

PINKY’S BRAINS, is a Punk Rock band Hailing from Saint Albans, West Virginia https://www.facebook.com/pinkysbrainswv

THE APURNA PROJECT, is a Folk Punk band based out of West Virginia, USA. https://www.facebook.com/theapurnaproject304

ETERNAL LACERATION, is a Blackened Deathcore band from Pennsylvania, USA. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100090388464493

Jesus Christ PA, is a tribute to the son of God. Featuring an acoustic intimate experience by the man born in a manger in Bethlehem https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61551239641767

Important Info: This event is brought to you by, The Keystone Stage, Night of Debauchery Promotions, & Encore Studios,

**EPILEPSY WARNING** During this event there will be flashing lights and loud music. This can cause seizures in anyone that is prone to have them. Please use caution when purchasing your ticket. By purchasing a ticket to this event you agree to not hold The Keystone Stage liable for any injury occurred during this event due to the use of the lights.

**DISCLAIMER** This is an all ages event. Everyone that enters will be required to show a valid ID to ensure that they are of age to be able to consume alcohol. Authorities will be called for anyone caught drinking that is not of the legal drinking age or was not able to provide proof of legal drinking age.

**DISCLAIMER** The Keystone Stage is a weapon and drug free venue. All patrons will be searched with a hand wand and all bags will be checked upon entry. Drug use inside the venue is strictly prohibited. All contraband will be confiscated upon search. Anyone caught with contraband inside the building will be detained and authorities will be contacted.

**DISCLAIMER** Outside Waters, Sodas, and Red Bulls are not allowed inside the venue. Vending machines are located inside the venue with Pepsi products for purchase for $2 each and water available at the counter for purchase for $1 each. All bottles that are brought into the building must be sealed. Any opened bottles will be confiscated and thrown away or be asked to be brought back to your vehicle.